Adjorkor: What happened to your glasses?π¦π€·πΎββ (she observed Dede squinting at her devotional)
Dede: Hmmm mese, I tripped and broke them yesterday oo.βΉ
Adjorkor: (laughs hysterically) Ah so, upon all your four eyes you can’t see where you’re going?π
(Tears begin to stream down Dede’s face)
Adjorkor : Oh buh you too this was meant to be a joke. Why are you crying?π
Dede: (sobs) Adjorkor, you won’t understand.π
Adjorkor : Understand what? What’s going on with you?π
(She buries her face in her hands, her crying heightening.)
Adjorkor : ( touches her shoulder affectionately) Baby, what is it?π
Dede: It’s Patapizzy ooo (sobs) He hit me.πππ
Adjorkor: (angrily ) But you can’t let him keep doing this to you. π€
Dede: But I love him. πAnd I want to spend the rest of my life in his loving arms.π
Adjorkor: The loving arms that beat you everyday? π³ You have a whole lot to learn about love. That’s why you should be attending programmes like dday.π
Dede: D day? π€¨
Adjorkor: Yes, d day! The love edition. πIt’s going to give you a whole new insight on love and relationship. By the time you’re done, you’ll know a guy like Patapizzy clearly doesn’t deserve a princess like you.π
Dede: (excitedly) I would love to come. When is it?π
Adjorkor: It’s on 6th March at Benchmark building Okponglo. πPlease I beg you don’t be late this time too ooo. It’s 12 noon prompt. No Ghana Man Time.
Dede and Adjorkor are going to be there. π What about you? π€·πΎββπ€·π½ββ
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